ITS YO BIRTHDAY.

Happy birthday, love <3 I hope you have a FANTASTIC time.

Aghgh oh god, the world is so fucked up. People do the stupidest shit, I swear to god. *crosses legs*

Angels and Demons = not so great, actually! bah, there's two and a half hours of my life I'll never get back.

Ugh ugh ugh. Why do my ideas consistently fall flat.

Yeah, okay, so I need "young!Kirk meets John Crichton in a bar" fic. Uhm. Yeah. READYSETGO INTERNET. DON'T LET ME DOWN. YOU OWE ME FOR THAT LAZY SUNDAY LINK, YOU FUCKER.

eta:

It would be my honour to be your new stepfather says: (7:10:35 PM)
(auugh he'd meet john in a bar and be all so, what do you do and he says "fight aliens and make out with a hot chick." and Kirk says "hey, I do too! lets go on vacation and do that together! and end up ACCIDENTALLY WORMHOLE TRANSPORTED to the firefly verse and then the andromeda can come party and dylan and Mal can make out.)

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:10:41 PM)
YES YES

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:10:43 PM)
YES YES YES

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:10:43 PM)
YES

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:10:44 PM)
YES

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:10:52 PM)
SORRY I THINK MY BRAIN CAME

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:10:53 PM)
BRB

It would be my honour to be your new stepfather says: (7:10:56 PM)
AHAHA

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:11:09 PM)
BACK SORRY

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:11:17 PM)
ITS TRICKY WIPING UP BRAIN SPUNK.

It would be my honour to be your new stepfather says: (7:11:33 PM)
and it can be all WAIT THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING and Merlin can be all SORRY I WAS LATE. I GOT CAUGHT UP IN BABYLON 5.

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:11:34 PM)
MY EARS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH TO GET TISSUE IN YOU SEE

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:11:40 PM)
AHAHAHAHA

It would be my honour to be your new stepfather says: (7:11:42 PM)
DID I MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT?

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:11:43 PM)
YES OKAY

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:11:44 PM)
NO

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night~! says: (7:11:49 PM)
I THINK THIS IS GOING UP ON LJ

It would be my honour to be your new stepfather says: (7:11:59 PM)
AHAHA DON'T HURT YOURSELF

So basically I need superhoero!Pushing Daisies fic. Like, really need it. Damn it's small fandom.

Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice.

GO GO GO

fuck. I'm such an asshole, without even -realising- i'm an asshole. what the fuck.

uungh. ♥___♥


WHY DO THESE GUYS HAVE NO FANDOM.

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE, THIS IS SERIOUSLY CONCERNING.

COME THE FUCK ON.

Ugh. Why is it that as soon as things are going really fantastic in one game, I end up absolute shit in the other. Seriously, multitasking is not this hard.

Yeah, okay, fuck it. I'm totally over it. I AM FINE. Jess, it's not letting me sign back in, but tomorrow, you and I are totally going to do that thing we were talking about tonight if you're still up for it and you haven't been completely put off by my total idiocy.

Hey dude, I got your message. Kinda ran out of credit, but yeah, hope you have a fun night and I'll catch you later.

Pick ANY character of mine and I will tell you their:
01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Odd Skills/Skills in general
08. Last Amusing Escapade
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity

( answers under the cut! )

:DDDDDDDD ahhh omg <3

Duh, so I completely forgot about this association meme. ( reply under the cut! )


Also, birthday was kinda awesome. Saw Watchmen at the Imax, went for drinks and tried to fend off creepy forty year old dudes for Tanya (she always seems to attract guys twice her age), went to an open lecture on comic books in cinematography, bought too much Chinese food then went home and watched Daniel Craig beat up creepy asthmatics.

eta: Just found out my grandparents' business got robbed. What the fuck.

:/

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever change okay thanks.


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HAHA okay one of these days I will update properly. However, until then, commentfics are GO.

Hannabanana and Jess, it is imperative you listen to this song. Seeeeeeeriously.

Best. Scene. Ever. Hannah, you big obnoxious cow, Ilusrsly.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. back.